I know I'm Late...

but Ash Wednesday reminded me of an old joke.

A little boy asked, "Daddy, when Father says 'Ashes to ashes, dust to dust' is he talking about where people come from and where they're going?"

Daddy, proud that his son had understood the point, "Yes, son, that's what Father was saying".

The little boy then said, "I don't know if they're coming or going, but there's someone under my bed!"

Which means there's a whole army under mine...