Friday, August 24, 2007

Good Food Newz!

The AMA had it wrong when they issued their "Food Pyramid". It has been determined that there is a new hierarchy of good foods and I'm the first to announce it. Here is the list of the 5 Basic Food Groups:

Fat - Hey, if it don't taste good don't eat it!
Sugar - Needed for a sweet disposition
Caffeine - If you ain't wired you're fired. Espresso counts as being doubly good for ya.
Salt - So that you'll be well preserved
Chocolate - I know this is covered by at least two of the groups above, but it is soooo good that it deserved a category of its own.

Worthy of honorable mention: Alcohol, but I'm on so many medications that interact with it that I couldn't verify test results, so you'll have to decide on your own!


DigiHairshirt said...


Alcohol can only warrant the treatment My Favorite C&W Singer gives it at:

Your SIL,
The Digital Hairshirt

Puff the Magic Dragon said...

And to really balance your diet

"Bacon and cigarettes for lunch" can't off hadn remember which comedian said that, but it would apply.

ArchAngel's Advocate said...

Bacon falls under the fats category, but cigarettes ain't food.

ArchAngel's Advocate said...

Hey Digi! Guess what I saw from your original stomping grounds? Our favorite C&W singer was on stage at Carnegie Hall and snag...."Alcohol!"