6 Word Epitaphs

I first saw this on The Digital Hairshirt but its been floating around the blogsphere. None of mine will pass the censors (yes, there are rules what can go on your grave marker in a Catholic cemetery) but I kind of like some of them

• I was too young to die
• Who the Hades let me in
• I should have eaten more chocolate
• Do they serve cappachino around here?
• Cathy_of_Alex's in the next plot over? (snark!)

I'll add to the list as I come up with them

I'm worth more dead than alive (sigh!)

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Manic Monday.

I hate Monday mornings. Here are 2 videos which celebrate that attitude:

Or:

Killing 2 Birds With...

1 Stone (14 lbs. for those on the English system, 6.350293 Kg. for those on that funny system the French made up)
Easter must be officially over as the memes have started appearing like rabbits. I've been tagged multiple times for two memes so I'm going to answer both in 1 post (instead of doing that income tax thingy)

First: 5 Critically Named Movies I Detest Meme
Tagged by KitBrookside and Gem of the Ocean

1. 2001: A Space Oddity


2. Last Tango in Paris


3. Clockwork Orange


4. Apocalypse Now


5. Moulin Rogue (Nicole Kidman version, I like the Jose Ferrer version)

Second: Seen under various names, I call it the What Business is It of Yours Meme
Tagged by: Digital Hairshirt & Swiss Miss

Rules:

1. The rules of the game get posted at the beginning.


2. Each player answers the questions about themselves.


3. At the end of the post, the player then tags 5 people and posts their names, then goes to their blogs and leaves them a comment, letting them know they’ve been tagged and asking them to read your blog. Then their head explodes.

1. What was I doing ten years ago?
   I can't remember what I was doing 10 minutes ago. 10 years ago I was starting to make programming changes for Y2K (remember that?)



2. Five Things On My To Do List
   Coffee
   Income Tax
   Coffee
   Sleep (yes I can sleep after coffee)
   Coffee (duh!)



3. Favorite Snacks
   Chocolate truffles with (say it with me) COFFEE!



4. Things I Would Do If I Were a Billionaire
   Pay off my debts then go get a Theology degree. Build myself a modest house with Lots & Lots of bookshelves & computer screens that fill a whole wall.



5. Three of My Bad Habits
   TV, TV, TV



6. Five Places I Have Lived
   Albuquerque NM
   Los Alamos, NM
   Idaho Falls, ID
   Escondido, CA
   San Francisco, CA



7. Five Jobs I Have Had
   Shoe Salesman - Kinney Shoes
   Dishwasher - Farrell's Ice Cream Parlor (1 week)
   Salesman - Radio Shack
   Store Manager - Radio Shack
   College bookstore book stacker

As for tagging those 5 additional victims, I ain't gonna as I'm a spoiled brat (& I'm doing this instead of what I'm supposed to be doing!)