a Catholic saint-in-training's musings on "Life, the Universe, & Everything"Reading this blog may be a penance, but the only indulgence you'll get is chocolate
$4800.00The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth.
I just did the test:Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5425!I was also wondering if I could have your computer when you're gone?
Why, Swiss? Do you know somethin' I don't?
Just following in the footsteps on James and John. Right after Jesus tells them He's going to die, they ask (or their mother asks) if they can side it His right and left hand. Seemed like the appropriate time to get my requests in since you were pondering your demise :)BTW: I got more money because I have good eyesight and long hair.
I ain't dying until Windows is bug free
AA- Then you'll live forever.
AA, try to die so we have the funeral on a Friday or Monday, will ya? Then I can make it a three-day weekend.You want Paul Griesgraber doing your funeral Mass?
Digi- how about a Tuesday after a 3 day weekend? Or the Monday after Thanksgving? Let's go for broke. As for celebrant as long as he's validly ordained (sorry SPPX) and orthodox I don't care. Just don't let Danny sing or Judith "preach"
I'm only worth $4,090. But it's still more than I'm worth alive...
BTW I forgot to mention that I am worth a measly $4375.00. Heck I'm not even worth my burial, let alone the "Whole Funeral"
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