Wednesday, April 16, 2008

I'm worth more dead than alive (sigh!)

$4800.00The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth.

9 comments:

swissmiss said...

I just did the test:
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5425!

I was also wondering if I could have your computer when you're gone?

ArchAngel's Advocate said...

Why, Swiss? Do you know somethin' I don't?

swissmiss said...

Just following in the footsteps on James and John. Right after Jesus tells them He's going to die, they ask (or their mother asks) if they can side it His right and left hand. Seemed like the appropriate time to get my requests in since you were pondering your demise :)

BTW: I got more money because I have good eyesight and long hair.

ArchAngel's Advocate said...

I ain't dying until Windows is bug free

Puff the Magic Dragon said...

AA- Then you'll live forever.

DigiHairshirt said...

AA, try to die so we have the funeral on a Friday or Monday, will ya? Then I can make it a three-day weekend.

You want Paul Griesgraber doing your funeral Mass?

ArchAngel's Advocate said...

Digi- how about a Tuesday after a 3 day weekend? Or the Monday after Thanksgving? Let's go for broke.
As for celebrant as long as he's validly ordained (sorry SPPX) and orthodox I don't care. Just don't let Danny sing or Judith "preach"

Kasia said...

I'm only worth $4,090. But it's still more than I'm worth alive...

Puff the Magic Dragon said...

BTW I forgot to mention that I am worth a measly $4375.00. Heck I'm not even worth my burial, let alone the "Whole Funeral"